hi. bye. gone somewhere else.

tltty:

the most sexual thing i’ve ever done was in 7th grade when a boy bent my pinky backwards & when i screamed he was like “haha that’s the sound you make during sex!”

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themagicalunicorn:

Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage. [x]

Things like this always make me tear up.

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pretty girl: i'd rather be called beautiful then hot
me: i'll take what i can get

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puriel:

trentofsky:

I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

this actually happened

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I hate myself most for being lazy because I have flunked out of my friend’s plans 3 times already because I either woke up late or just lazy.

IGHHAHAJSLSHALSKXH Im so sorry :(